Day 5: Gym, Grass, Gas

Day 5:

Thursday September 27, 2012. 8:00 am (EST)

GOD. I hate waking up early in the morning, especially when I’m up until 1 am doing homework. These days, I really don’t get much sleep unless it’s on the weekends, and even THEN, it’s a 90% chance I still won’t get enough sleep. I guess thanksgiving coming up will be time for me to catch up on some much needed sleep…. Oh wait… NO. I have an essay due the day we come back. Now THAT’S depressing.

Huuuuuhhh…. >.<

Today should be a pretty busy day even though I’m done early. After class right now, I head out to the building all the way across campus for a workshop for the Creative Writer’s Club!! Holla at you, people!!! LOL.

<3

But anyways, once all of the shenanigans of education get out of the way, it’s time to head out and pick up some small groceries.

8:44 pm (EST)

WHEW.

MAN was it a long day!! I was running around pretty much the whole time, and when I did get home, I had to cook!

After all my classes and awesomeness that is the Creative Writing Club, I headed home to drop off my books and such. Once I was ready, it was out on the town for me!!! Well, not really OUT on the town, more like, BUS around town and go de errands.

First thing I did, was head to GoodLife. That’s right, folk. This girl right here, now has a gym member ship. Heh heh. I can’t wait to kick ass!!

It was nice when I got there, they gave me a tour of the place and I sat with this manager chick the whole time and she was really cool. Some of the best people are those you don’t know and just chat with. It’s easier to open up to someone you don’t know and think you will never see again than someone you see on a daily basis!!

But she got me all hooked up. My legs are aching for a run!! I seriously gots to get these bad boys in the game!!

TEAR IT UP!!!!!!

After my GoodLife adventure, I just headed out to the mall, like a usual girl would. LOL. After I did my shopping and the boring crap ended, I headed home.

But MAN. That bus smelled like SCHEIßE!!

There was this guy in the back of the bus. He looked like your typical whacked out fizz head with bong in hand, but what was the worse part, is he REEKED of weed. And I’m not kidding when I say the smell get me a little high. I swear I was seeing kittens walking around holding axes for the next hour and a half.

Now, I only have one rule when you’re on the bus: SMELL DECENT.

If you don’t smell decent enough for people to be near you, GO TAKE A SHOWER. It’s not hard. Do I have to tell those of you who do not understand step by step? Okay, here we go.

First, even if you’re not sure if you smell like dog feces, you should always take the extra step and shower anyways.

Step 1: Go to your nearest bathroom—whether it be at your buddy’s house, or your own, I don’t know, maybe even a public powder room—I could care less where you decide to bathe yourself.

Step 2: Remove every article of clothing on you person. Getting your clothes wet is NEVER fun when you got to go somewhere in a rush.

Step 3: TURN ON THE FUCKING WATER. (Make sure it’s appropriate temperature!!)

Step 4: GET IN THE FUCKING SHOWER. (Remember, it’s better if you’re NAKED!)

Step 5: Clean your body. And please, for the love of God, use SOAP.

There you have it folks! How to smell decent when getting on a bus. (The more you know!)

On a side note, like yesterday when I made jajangmyn for dinner, today I made soondubu jigae!!!! It was PHENOMINAL!!

Party in my mouth, all spices invited!!!

God, I swear, I have never cooked anything so… so… FUCKING FETCH, THAT’S WHAT! I mean, each bite was like explosions of pure unicorn tears.

And we all know how hard it is to come by unicorn tears.

I sat there during dinner with my BAMF meal, sippin away like a sir, and nommin some rice like there ain’t no questions.

Man I wish I lived in Korea.

Life goal: LIVE IN KOREA.

Life goal #2: STALK HOT KOREANS.

Sounds about right to me!!

Well, after this busy day of basically getting a gym membership and checking out the mall, it was a pretty uneventful day.

Though, I do feel more inclined to write more, that’s for sure. I really want to get back into the habit of continuing my writing, and maybe with this, it will be that exact kick in the butt I need.

So goodbye for now, and enjoy life, because it’s not like you’re getting any younger!

JALGA!!!!!!